Dear Co-Worker-
It appears you had a late-night last night, I hope it was fun. Have you noticed any strange looks in your general direction this morning? This may be due to your decision to substitute a bottle of Aqua di Gio in lieu of a good old-fashioned shower. You seem to be leaving a vapor trail of cheap cologne and last night’s cocktails behind you in your wake. Might I suggest you run home, hose off, and return to work, sans Giorgio? I think we could all benefit from this.
With Love,
Mejan
